And the winner for the 2011 Bulwer-Lytton contest is Sue Fondrie of Oshkosh, WI:
Cheryl’s mind turned like the vanes of a wind-powered turbine, chopping her sparrow-like thoughts into bloody pieces that fell onto a growing pile of forgotten memories.
And the Vile Puns winner is Joe Wyatt of Amarillo, TX:
Detective Kodiak plucked a single hair from the bearskin rug and at once understood the grisly nature of the crime: it had been a ferocious act, a real honey, the sort of thing that could polarize a community, so he padded quietly out the back to avoid a cub reporter waiting in the den.
Some funny, funny stuff. Go here to read them all.
